What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.