What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."