What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!