What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.