What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!