Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

West Jokes More West Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.