Because he was dead
Because he's alive.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
A lie
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
Start in England and drive West.
To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
