Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

West Jokes More West Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.