Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

West Jokes More West Jokes

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.