What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.