What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.