How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

England Jokes More England Jokes

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

West Jokes More West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.