Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies