Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret