How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"