How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd