How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.