How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."