How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.