How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.