How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies