Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.