Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.