Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens