Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now