How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!