Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

State Jokes More State Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.