Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

A: Conetiquette

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.