Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.