Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.