Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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Sting !

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!