Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What are an idiot's last words?

Hey, watch this.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.