Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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