Wai Tu Yung
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
Black people can't swim.
Bordercross
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Have a good one, son."
Toucan play at that game
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
One U.S. Liter
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
He was Edward Snowed-In.
Business kept falling off!
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
There both just honestly happy to finish
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
Tennis-ee Williams
A: "Would you like fries with that "
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
because he's a kaiju
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
