What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!