What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What do you call a black attorney?

A brotha-in-law

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people