What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people