What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now