What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

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What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.