What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.