What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.