David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Hamburglar Jokes More Hamburglar Jokes

What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !