David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Because she nailed that Solo.

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Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin