David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

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What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice?

hamburglar helpler

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this