Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"