Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.