Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.