Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!