Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin