What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(