What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(