Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!