What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!