What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine