What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Morphine Jokes More Morphine Jokes

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!