Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.