Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni