Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni