Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Who is driving?

A cop.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni