How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN