How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.