How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.