How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.