How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"