How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"