One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
You can't tell it's in the dark
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
Go for the juggler
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!