How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.