Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.