Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.