Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.