Short tempers.
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A crab apple.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
There was bad beef between them
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
A little Down.
I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
A crab apple !
Battered shrimp.
A misogenie.