Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.