Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?