Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus