Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!