How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years