How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish