How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish