How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.