How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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Cod dam

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish