How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue