How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.