How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.