How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Confidence Jokes More Confidence Jokes

How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.