How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

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What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

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How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)