What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!