What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

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What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.