What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least