What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least