What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey