What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.