What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.