Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.