Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese