Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.