What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.