What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.