What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.