How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

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What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.