What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.