Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.