Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.