Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.