Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen