Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen