Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Straight Outta Carton.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!