Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.