Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.