What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!