What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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bullying

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An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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We stopped Germany.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.