What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!