What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!