What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.