What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!