What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.