What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel