What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Infant Jokes More Infant Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel