How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.