Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!