Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!