Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!