Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"