Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it