Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Because it's Homo.

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He can't stand the 1%

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I don't know he did notsay!

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An Auto-Bahnana

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A crushed asian

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5 minutes

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His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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There was no outlet

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A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

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What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it