Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua