Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Picard Jokes More Picard Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Chinese Woman Jokes More Chinese Woman Jokes

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Korean Food Jokes More Korean Food Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks