Chinese Food Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Hop on.

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They have two left feet.

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Puppy dogs !

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What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

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Sum-Young Ho

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One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Make it sew number 1!

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.