What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."