What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!