What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.