What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky