What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.