What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.