What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Cobalt Jokes More Cobalt Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY