What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Cobalt Jokes More Cobalt Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.